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Just broke another glass. Dunno whether i am getting old or what, damnit. Bad monkey! Unlucky year! Break glass break lamp break bowl break plate break spoon now toothbrush holder also can break.

harliew my beloved,

i went to the temple and prayed for u ... i decided to ask the supremency for help ..

this is what u must do ... as according to them ...

1)prepare a bowl of steaming hot rice
2)place it below bengy's .. erm, .. poo poo area
3)let the steam rises and condenses at the poo poo area
4)use finger to dap dap the p.p.a
5)suck on the finger
6)Viola! u r a brand new man!

Pls thank me many many if it works.
sounds like nasi kang kang where if you want your lover to be forever with you or just anyone who you want to fall in love with, you put the steaming rice between your legs, wait for the steam to condense on your thighs and wait for the water to drip into the rice...then u give your beloved one to eat....
they say they will never leave you...ha!
i heard of that Nasi Kang Kang Receipe too!!! have u tried?!?!??!?! =P
if i did i wouldnt be in this state....
*pat pat*

can i try it on you instead of bengy??? hee hee
of course! but a bigger bowl of rice pls! haha