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I am actually too busy, after a month-long of complains that I am lonely and bored.

It's like having a child. Thanks to cowie after trying so long. I woke up three times to bring bengy for a pee. I spent the whole day teaching him not to cry and to cuddle him to sleep. I hit him when he does wrongs and my heart aches (Sorry Mum I know your intentions all right) and I am still wondering whether I should use the persuasive method to tame my love, or the-cane-is-here-you-better-be-good approach. EASTern vs WESTern traditions.


Thank god I just finished my 1000 words assignment after coaxing him to sleep. Ahhhh... I feel..... whole
yes, it's time for you to breast feed him...
so cute
hee hee come come visit him!!!
but u r the one wif the udder mah...
SQUIRT you with MILK...
hmm... only milk ah??? chey...
depends on how hard you tug at the udders...
depends on oso how fast you tug...
*tugs cow's ears*
*saves LJ comments*

evidence of adultery in animals
::peeps into your msn logs::
dunno who's user pic has TITS in it
they aren't tits, they're udders...
dearie aint it the same??they both have nipples and they squirt!