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I am actually too busy, after a month-long of complains that I am lonely and bored.

It's like having a child. Thanks to cowie after trying so long. I woke up three times to bring bengy for a pee. I spent the whole day teaching him not to cry and to cuddle him to sleep. I hit him when he does wrongs and my heart aches (Sorry Mum I know your intentions all right) and I am still wondering whether I should use the persuasive method to tame my love, or the-cane-is-here-you-better-be-good approach. EASTern vs WESTern traditions.
打是疼,骂是爱?


怎么打?


Thank god I just finished my 1000 words assignment after coaxing him to sleep. Ahhhh... I feel..... whole
 
 
 
 
 
 
yes, it's time for you to breast feed him...
so cute
hee hee come come visit him!!!
but u r the one wif the udder mah...
SQUIRT you with MILK...
hmm... only milk ah??? chey...
depends on how hard you tug at the udders...
*TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG*
depends on oso how fast you tug...
*tugs cow's ears*
*saves LJ comments*

evidence of adultery in animals
::peeps into your msn logs::
dunno who's user pic has TITS in it
they aren't tits, they're udders...
dearie aint it the same??they both have nipples and they squirt!