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Ikea is a very motivating place to make you clean up your place.

Cleaned up my table..

Took away my shelves and pushed in my bed..

and awwwww these toys... pls anyone wants to adopt them ? Who wants to share custody WITH me???
Let me go and find zero calories, cholesterol free peanuts!

::hmm where to find huh? scratches head::
i think i will go for a liquid diet
called coke lite!
hmmm... maybe I should think of having that too...
cannot!!! it is because they say that diet drinks are cancerous!
Want to die the whole family die together!

Any none carbonated cancerous drinks? I don't really take carbonated ones...
hahaha me your mother loves coke lite
but erm... haha i think there are some diet non-carbonated drinks.
but alas.... as long as they reduce the drink's calories artificially, i am afraid one will die a premature death as well
Lets die together!

Shut the windows and on the gas cylinder!

i will not allow you die so early!!!!!

::walks into river with stones in the pocket::
Sigh, sometimes I wonder whats in this world that is meaningful for me to live in... and thats people like you =)


of course we also will take care of you and buy you chocolates ok?????

this thread is getting soooooo long!!!
I will get fatter in no time with more chocs and ice cream!!!

psst, a father's sacrifice is neverending ok...
dun you noe that parents always want their kids round and fat!!!
so chubby

So cute and chubby that you don't have the strength to carry me...