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From the Fresh smell of roses . . .

To the real world's bed of thorns roses . . .

First day of work and they gave me TONS of work to do. Worked from 9 to 530pm non-stop!
And trusted a newbie like me to handle a S$1million company's accounts.
They must be mad. I miss slacking sigh. Auditing's a damn poofy job. Why did I choose this course?
oh oh did you adopt him!!!!!
go buy him!
I'd rather have the rare Singaporean Stud Monkey
ok get me over to the U.S and is it possible to get me a green card?
sure, i'll get you over here but you'd have to share the bed with me... my sofa is very uncomfortable ::wink::
ermm but i want to be a U.S resident!!!
ahh, then you can stay with me as long as you need to take the exams
exams? what exams do i need to take?
to become a US citizen... you have to take some tests... oh if theres a taste test, I'll be conducting that!
oh issit??? hee hee that's interesting!!!
let me know wat kinda tests ok!
thought i am sure no one there will understand the weird singapore-accented english aka Singlish
the tests are on US history and they give you books to study and of course history is my area so i could help
maybe you can disguise and me and help me take the test!
Of course hon, I'd help you out any way I could... including late night studies...
sounds like it has the making of a porn movie ( in the making )
Hmm... title would be Taming the Monkey?