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Just came back from WHYNOT with my brother, joycelyn and divineblack
drank long island tea and lotsa whiskey
then.. guess who called?? it's mama monkey!!!!!!!
My mama asked me to fetch her and I can't refuse and my brother's not supposed to use the car
so here i am... goggy... driving the bloody car... can't even drive straight
now i know why the government bans drink driving
urgghh
DUN DRIVE WHEN YOU DRINK
Luckily Monkey's lucky no police no accidents..... ::burp::

i am so seh now.. hope i am saying what i want to say
 
 
 
 
 
 
eeee fermented pee!
u like it dun ya?
golden shower??
bleah! :-P
...tmi...
what's tmi??????!?!?
awww dun be coy

::monkey learns new word::

tonite wee wee again okie??
dun wan got SARS...
SARS?
But But
....
you dun love me? aiyah
its ok i find someone who will take care of me even though i got SARS
sure got a lot of people out there who'll want you... boo hoo...
::monkey puts up for adoption::