Susan: What do you want to eat for lunch?
Me: Oh, the bah kut teh you bought in JB lor [which i am craving for].
S: Why don't you eat the Dua Chai Peng [Big Cabbage Rice] I cooked yesterday?
M: Ok.
S: Do you want to eat beef balls also?
M: No.
S: I am frying some for Yi-ling [my cousin] might as well fry some for you lar.
M: [silence]
S: So do you still want to eat the bah kut teh?
M: Ok.
S: No lar, don't eat the bah kut teh, it doesn't taste good with Dua Chai Peng.
M: Ok.
S: Furthermore there's so much food already.
M: Ok
S: You really want to eat the bah kut teh ah?
M: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the end, I had Dua Chai Peng, Fried Beef Balls, a Fried Egg and a portion of chilli noodles. All of which I did not ask for in the first place.
By the way, Susan is my mother. Not only is she bad for my diet, I just realised she has ADHD.