August 3rd, 2002

devil

Things you should never do when you are DRUNK!!

When you drink on an Empty Stomach
You will get drunk easier

Never play games that you are not good at
Never drink a WATERFALL immediately after a LAMBO
Never do things you learn from the army
Never treat your friends like recruits
Never do handstands when you think you can
( 0f course everything is possible when you are Drunk )
Never run over a car because they are expensive babies
Never attempt to treat the boss a drink because they will get more for you ( one way to get free drinks ? )
Never do koala jumps, it hurts the next day
and Never sing in the public.... you're telling the whole world you are drunk
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