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"Oh so cute"
Carried my friends' dog into my arms
I felt warm ... and wet
I looked down ...
it's too late to do anything
"YUCKS" i shouted
but hey ,i thought " how does the dog knows my fetish ? "
is this some kinda indication that i should go for my dreams
or hey, maybe it IS time for me to be REALLY lucky with money!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Well, I can pee and shit on you anytime you want.

=)
HAHA i didnt know you are a BIRD!
and i am not sure if YOU HAVE a BIRD in the first place!
HAHA
Of course I do.

Wouldn't you like me to slap you with it?

=P
even if you do i am sure it is not big enought to be swung around
tiny little prick!
Oh no you don't. I know you desperately want it but you're not going to trick me into giving it to you.

Try harder. =P
please lor watever
i know little pricks have longer endurance due to insensitivity