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When you drink on an Empty Stomach
You will get drunk easier

Never play games that you are not good at
Never drink a WATERFALL immediately after a LAMBO
Never do things you learn from the army
Never treat your friends like recruits
Never do handstands when you think you can
( 0f course everything is possible when you are Drunk )
Never run over a car because they are expensive babies
Never attempt to treat the boss a drink because they will get more for you ( one way to get free drinks ? )
Never do koala jumps, it hurts the next day
and Never sing in the public.... you're telling the whole world you are drunk
Yesh. So very very true.