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"Oh so cute"
Carried my friends' dog into my arms
I felt warm ... and wet
I looked down ...
it's too late to do anything
"YUCKS" i shouted
but hey ,i thought " how does the dog knows my fetish ? "
is this some kinda indication that i should go for my dreams
or hey, maybe it IS time for me to be REALLY lucky with money!
what kinda fetish is that?....poo?....wouldnt that make you full of shit?....hehehehehe
no offense yah... just kidding
haha havent you heard of it? hahaha www.dictionary.com
dun think they have it there..
but hmmmmmmm i think it's quite well known. hahaha
w a t e r s p o r t s ?

didn't know you're into that...


WATERSPORTS? yeah i am into canoeing, wakeboarding ... ... ...
heh heh
trying very hard to act innocent eh ?
hmmmm so what is it called?....tell me... must learn something new everyday man...
it is called golden shower lor.... as said
i see....i see.....and how do you like it best....warm?....cold?....fresh?....all over you....
not the dog's pee definitely and i am just teasing hahaha
i like it warm though if i have to choose... wooo
Hmmm... bitch pees on bitch.
What a headline.

haha very funny... fyi, it was a male dog .. not a bitch! haha
dat would make cyber a dogminatrix and you its bitch wouldn't it kekeke...
THAT'S why it's a golden shower.
Else it would have been just another dog peeing on him.
dun get what you mean.. its not everyday dogs pee on me! anyway! i did not strike toto
No lah~ You strike toto when you step on dog shit.
Dog pee on you is simply just your fetish.

issit? cowie says its good luck
sigh make me go and buy so much toto
oh well!
dunno leh, they said if a bird shits on your head it's good luck so i extrapolated that lor...
Well, I can pee and shit on you anytime you want.

HAHA i didnt know you are a BIRD!
and i am not sure if YOU HAVE a BIRD in the first place!
Of course I do.

Wouldn't you like me to slap you with it?

even if you do i am sure it is not big enought to be swung around
tiny little prick!
Oh no you don't. I know you desperately want it but you're not going to trick me into giving it to you.

Try harder. =P
please lor watever
i know little pricks have longer endurance due to insensitivity
oh i bet you will like it as well...
IF i like it in the first place
whatever!! yeah yeah
bitches of the same fetish flock together anyway
now I know another dark secret..hah!
wat secret? abt me? neh.. if it is a dark secret i wouldnt be writing down on lj anyway
was just a joke... but it doesnt feel that bad in the first place....
joke? hmmm sometimes i wonder about you...
you mean you wonder abt the same thing cowie is asking ?
wat does your ditto refer to ? haha
"ditto" to hmmm sometimes i wonder about you...

*tsk tsk*
wonder what about me.. i am an open book...
so easy to read
so innocent... so coy
WoaH~! New LJ icon~!

Hmmm... very you leh...
OMG.. what a HAPPening icon you have there!!! hahaha kinky kinky
wonder what abt me ?
sometimes people wonder abt themselves i guess
that's what people do